So the other day . . .
Ben and I are walking with Prof R. to lunch, and they were trying to convince me that it was safe to leave my bookbag in Prof’s office. I told them that I was pretty protective of my Iliad texts. Ben informs me that no one wants my Greek books. I replied “Well, I hear that on other campus’ people lose their Iliad and Odyssey.”
Satrtled, Prof R. looks at me and says “You said that like you were talking about losing your virginity.”
Um . . . can he say that?